Thursday, July 8, 2010

Syphillis On The Gums

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And if all of us by customers in everyday life we \u200b\u200ball behaved as it involves most of the clients with advertising agencies?


Restaurant Customer: Good morning, I drink champagne and eat lobster, but I can spend only 24 €.
Restaurant: I'm sorry sir but it is not possible, the prices of champagne and lobster are a little different.
Client: I do not care, I'm 24 and I want to spend € champagne and lobster.
Restaurant: Fuck!

Mechanical
Client: I broke the car in half an hour I need perfect.
Mechanic: Look, it will take at least three or four days, first of all we must understand that failure has and then there are 4 other machines to be placed before it.
Client: you may not have realized that tomorrow I have to go to the lake and go out to dinner tonight brings. I need in half an hour. Then we'll talk about payment.
Mechanical: Fuck!



Supermarket Customer: Hello I take this and this and that, though no pay. But I promise you that if I like it all comes back to you to buy something instead of going Iper.
Esselunga Cashier: Look who's called theft to take things or services without paying.
Customer: Look, if you do not do as I say the next time I go to the grocery Iper.
Cashier: Fuck!


E 'alarming as we do not hardly ever answer: "Fuck."

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Do U Have To Dilute Green Soap

I do not know how to spend the holidays.




Terrible in every respect. Speaker chilling (text and especially vocals). Logo final sixth category of teleshopping.
A defeat in all fronts because it is from the ministry, with the money (many, many) of Italians paid to some agency of some relative or worse (I think that Naomi did the graphic is not it?).


A real bad.